Fiction


The Pitcher Plant - This story was published on the now defunct web site privategalaxy.com in 2004.  The original title was "The Treasure of the Veratains".  I completely rewrote it in 2007.


Farce


Art Review - A dig on postmodernism.  In a gesture of reciprocity, I'll try to do a hilarious send-up of Analytic Philosophy soon.

A self-actualization tool for a mad scientist bent on world domination

Killer Horsefly - A fake Wikipedia article

Research Proposal for Researching Research Proposals Denied - A fake news article

We Need More Letters - An editorial I did in 2000.  It doesn't strike me as very funny now, but I'll let you, internet surfer, be the judge.


Poetry and Song Lyrics: please think nice thoughts about them.


Recipe for Conversation

Old John Potter

The Paris Riots of 2006

Shall I?  - A riff off W.S.'s Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Vinyl and Beer

Hydraulic Excavator

Makeup

Milk and Earth

On the Bus

The Philosopher's Stone

Spirit and Motion

Sunday Morning

When I Snuck In

For Boo


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